Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

cult of no personality. everyone worships you for being boring as hell

The entire Forks student body when Bella arrives

“my child is fine” your child knows all the words to ghost quartet

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/

This is peak gen z humor. Incomprehensible. And yet somehow the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic

everything is so important and so fucking stupid

slept in today, what’d I miss?

go back to bed

I tried to make several sarcastic posts about the double-standard between BLM protestors and the Trump supporters storming the Capitol today but honestly I can’t even be witty about it. It’s just awful. It’s the problem laid out as clearly as it could possibly be.

If a bunch of BLM marchers attempted to break into a federal building and sent the House and Senate into lockdown I have no doubt the highest excusable force would have been used. It would be shut down. It would be labeled terrorism, instantly. 

But when it’s over an imagined election fraud, and not the lives of minorities, it’s being spoken of in the most mild terms. 

There are political and historical experts on both sides saying “this is disgraceful, this is a coup attempt, this is illegal, this is terrifying,” and it’s still not over.  

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled

if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

abab

assigned born at birth

assigned baby at birth

all babies are bastards

me in a nutshell

she can enter my home through song

who

mari lwyd the welsh christmas horse skull!!

Gays will see the word frog and instantly reblog huh

Yes.

How do you people find this so fast

frog

frog

Instantly reblogging